when i have a crappy day, i listen to this song. ...
YOUR IDIOCY IS SHOWING.
Group Cycling Instructor: Have any of you ever been on a class 4 rapid?
Stupid Girl in Back: *hand raise*
Group Cycling Instructor: You have?
Stupid Girl in Back: No! But I know what that is!
PUT YOUR DAMN HAND BACK DOWN.
Utilitarian Love Poem
You are aesthetically pleasing, the reason for which I first noticed in you. And later I found your personality equally pleasing. I also noted your chest to waist ratio is suitable for birthing. Therefore, I think you should live in my house. —Anonymous
I WILL MAKE THESE →
THE OXFORD COMMA.
secretxgoldfish: In case you didn’t know, the oxford comma is the comma the precedes the word “and” in a list. YOU SHOULD FUCKING CARE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE IT IS ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE DON’T USE IT AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE. Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? Just kidding, they’re crucial. I think sometimes activists of the Oxford commas use their punctuation...
Awesome Kitchen Tricks →
SO MUCH USEFUL INFORMATION
secretxgoldfish: illuminarme: Holly, don’t act like you don’t like this. I like it for like a minute and then i get bored. :( Also I like how you’re adressing tumblr posts to me now, haha. Well, I like to make my posts appeal to as many of my followers as possible and with this single post I addressed 25% of my followers. Not too shabby. :P
Holly, don’t act like you don’t like this.
secretxgoldfish: illuminarme: *<—This is an asterisk. Turns out asterick is not a word. However, AsterRick would be an awesome super hero who would be so ACTION FILLED! …Did you really not know that it was called an asterisk? Hey man. Because of my creative mix-up I have invented the world’s greatest super hero.
*<—This is an asterisk. Turns out asterick is not a word. However, AsterRick would be an awesome super hero who would be so ACTION FILLED!
supercute: Blowfish can only expand once. :(
A Serbian Film →
Tonight I watched A Serbian Film. If you ever feel like you’re just too happy and can’t take a content state of mind, watch this movie. I really don’t know what else to say about it except I’m glad I don’t live in Serbia and if there is a hole, there is a way apparently.
i heart drugs-mc chris EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO...
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